Thursday, March 14, 2013

Whats that pic-24

Good day ppl !
Chillar party !
  Yesterday while eating out, saw this funny banner. 

Guess now getting change is a big issue for shop keepers too.
Customers expect the shopkeepers to give them change for whatever denomination of money they give. Banks dont give change easily and in black market you are charged Rs.8-10 extra.

So this innovative shopkeeper has put up this banner, which might work in getting customers to pay exact change for their purchases.


Translation-Give change of Rs. 200 and get one Vada Pav (indian burger) free. -By Order


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Bye. Tc. Keep the 'change' constant ;)

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Jokes-Harry belongs in 3rd grade

:D :D Good day ppl !

No I am not being naughty.
This is a Hilarious post. A forwarded mail from a friend, had me rolling in laughter, so had to post this one.

Image from http://www.animationbuddy.com/Animation/Creatures_and_Cartoons/Cartoon_Characters/calvin_at_school.gif


A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students.  The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"


Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is!  I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"


Ms. Brooks had enough.  She took Harry to the principal's office.


While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test.  If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave.  She agreed.

Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.


Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9."


Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"


Harry: "36."

And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.

The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rdgrade."


Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.


Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"


Harry, after a moment: "Legs."


Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"


The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!


Harry replied: "Pockets."


Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"


Harry: "Pants."


The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."


Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"

Harry: "Shake hands."

The principal was trembling.


Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"

Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last six questions wrong... "

;) Rolling in the deep of laughter you can say.

Have a fantastic week ahead. :)

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Inspirational, Interesting Quotes from Books

Greetings Everyone ! :)

 Today's post after a long time is about Inspirational quotes from Books. I was reading them on GoodReads.com Check more quotes on this site.
Clubbed the quotes to categories.

Keep scrolling to pick your favourite :)


Love

“We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness—and call it love—true love.”
- Robert Fulghum, True Love

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
- Dr. Seuss


“So it's not gonna be easy. It's going to be really hard; we're gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you,forever, everyday. You and me... everyday.”
- Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook



Life

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.”
- William W. Purkey


“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
- Oscar Wilde

“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”
- Ralph Waldo Emerson


“If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales.”
- Albert Einstein

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.” ;)
- Charles M. Schulz

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
- Nicolas Chamfort

“You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us. And the world will live as one.”
- John Lennon

“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”
- George Bernard Shaw

Music

“One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.”
- Bob Marley
“Without music, life would be a mistake.”
-Friedrich Nietzsche, Twilight of the Idols


Books

“You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.”
- C.S. Lewis

“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
- Marcus Tullius Cicero


“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.”
- Jane Austen

“The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
- Mark Twain

Wow, now check a few of the earlier posts loaded with more such inspiring quotes:

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Quotes: Good Days, Bad Days!
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Quotes for more Good Mornings! :)
Tough stuff quotes
Quotes: Friends from Chicken Soup for the Sisters Soul
Motivation required daily !